I'll upload sth illegal at the aula virtual, so please don't go to the degana and tell her. Maybe I'll call it Black Market or sth like that.

(somebody sneezes at English Language II)
Beatriu: Do you have a cold?
Alumno: Yes
B: So what are you doing here? If you have a cold, please, do not come to class, my dear students. I'd rather you stay home. I don't care about you at all but I don't want me to get it!
A: Actually I have a cold every day
B: Every day? So why don't you change group? Patricia Bou is also in the mornings.

Alumno: I'm with one more girl in the group
Beatriu: Ok. What's her name?
A: Dolores
B: Dolores? No Dolores in here!
A: Hahaha
B: There's no pain at all

(hablando de raven y crow que las dos significan cuervo en español)
Beatriu: So raven is like a bigger crow.
Alumno: Do we have a word for "raven" in Spanish?
Beatriu: Mmmm....no. In spanish we have "Peaaaaachoo Cuervoooo" (imitando a chiquito de la calzada)